Alright!
I am so sick of smokers!
ALL OF YOU!
old people who started smoking when it was "glamourous"...
it's fucking gross now so KNOCK IT OFF!
teenagers who still think it's "cool" to smoke with your friends at school...
IT'S NOT SO QUIT IT!
hipsters who think it's the perfect added accessory to your over-sized fake glasses and can of PBR...
it just makes you look even more stupid so GET A CLUE!
Armenian bros who think it makes you look good, especially while youre driving your leased BMW or standing in front of that "no smoking" sign at Starbucks...
it only makes you look and sound even more disgusting and makes us hate you even more so
PUT IT OUT... preferably in your own eye.
hot guy who I thought I liked until you had to leave the table and our great conversation to go have a cigarette...
God, you WERE perfect. WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYY?????
white trash mom whos pushing your baby in a stroller while puffing on your cancer stick and blowing toxic smoke in it's developing lungs, or driving with your child in the car, chain smoking with the window barely cracked...
I mean, it doesn't matter, you smoked through your whole pregnancy and it only made the baby smaller and easier to deliver, right?
You shouldve been sterilized at birth. Keep smoking so you are killed off.
80 pound bulimic model who's daily calorie intake consists of a carton of cigarettes, vodka, and a few lines of cocaine...
Those bags under your eyes and sunken in cheeks really don't flatter you and you will probably die before the peak of your career.
EAT SOMETHING AND STOP SMOKING!
Organic only hippie who smokes while riding your bike around town in the rain...
'nough said!
STOP IT!
delusional douche bag who gives me a dirty look when I start coughing or plugging my nose as you blow your stank-ass smoke in my face...
You are the offender, my friend.
PARTY'S OVER!
and to anyone else who smokes that I didnt get to, you don't look cool or ironic or chic or hot. You look stupid and the larger part of the population hates you and we are SICK OF YOU ALL!
QUIT IT!
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