Jesus is coming... look busy

alright, by now we've all heard the rumors that the world might be ending tomorrow or whatev...

Here are my bits of advice on how to live your last 24 hours on Earth:

1) make sure you're wearing something really really cute and sleep in it so that if you happen to be one of the chosen ones, the rest of us will have to remember you by that super cute outfit left behind.

2) go ahead and have a fat day. dont count those calories or watch your carbs. chow down! go get that In N Out burger and super size those fries! And then have ice cream after that! If the world ends tomorrow, who the hell cares about that extra inch around your waist?

3) tell someone you love them. anyone really. tell your mom, your dad, your dog, some hot guy or girl you just met who's name you don't even know. just freaking say it, ok?!

4) dance. dancing is always fun so throw your hands up in the air and shake what your mama gave you. Maybe you'll be so in the groove, you won't even notice the burning planet around you.

5) make out! just go grab someone, anyone (preferably someone super attractive- i mean it's your last kiss, make it good) and shove your tongue down their fucking throat! 

6) just do it. Whatever it is that you've been fighting back and forth with in your head- you know, that "should I? shouldn't I?" you've been dealing with? whether it's texting that guy, calling that girl, cutting your hair, buying those shoes, JUST DO IT! the world's ending, what have you got to lose?? 

7) come up with the best Facebook status you've ever come up with before and post it at 11:59pm.  People will remember how clever and funny and smart you were. Oh, and make sure your default pic is a really good one, too.  

8)  listen to really good music. You don't want shit to go down and have some stupid song you don't even like replaying over and over in your head. Give your rapture a good soundtrack for god's sake!

9) have sex. obviously, be careful. don't just go whore yourself out and sleep with anyone. there's still a chance the world might not end tomorrow so make sure theyre hot and wrap it up. but, do it, have sex. if the world does end, you may as well go out with a bang.

10) be with your friends tonight. Whatever you do end up doing, do it with your friends. 'nuff said.

So there you have it. Go out and make the most of what might be your last day on Earth.

just make sure you can say with confidence, "It's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel FINE!"